UH
consider ASK dead.
-S
btw, Ill try and post up fun little pictures of AS being all cute and stuffs. ;]
this is kats true identity
-A
Wow ugh.
ask is falling apart. And it sucks assssss
OH EM GEE
Valentines Day? Kats gonna be buying food recipe books for singles. HAHA. I’ll be gettin laid.
Yours truly,
-S
ASK <3’s (via ache)
In the spirit of Valentines Day
Valentines Day is coming up. Yaaaayyyy..?
Lucky fucking Sam has a boy toy to hang out with on Valentines Day. I don’t got NO ONE NUH UH I DONTS. I don’t really care I’ve been single on all the Valentines Day of my life so I have never gotten cutesy shit like flowers and chocolate, so this year will be no different. But I’m not here to bitch about my lack of a love life(and lack of a lust life). Because although I don’t have a boyfriend and I haven’t seen a penis since December(ish), it doesn’t bother me because I fucking love myself and I’ll be my own Valentine this year. It sounds like a sad and lonely gesture (and it is), but it’s all good.
AHH who am I kidding?
I’m so desperate. I’m gunna have to umph this slut thing up a bit so I can get some ass this Valentines Day.
Until next time,
-k
Ohh jesus
Hahah havent been on in forever. Oh god so today we went to target and sams running at me with a ball in her hand and says ”ALEXXXXXXX LOOK THIS BALL GOES 75 FEET!” and on this insane impulse,she throws it on the ground and it then hits targets ceiling and the ceiling pannel lifts up and completely detaches and breaks HAHAHAHA. mucho grande fun.
—A
SAM LOST HER CAMERA.
I kinda wanna cry. Eh, who cares? the picture quality sucked anyway.
—S
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA
| Cousin: | Your stupid |
|---|---|
| Kat: | Shut up your face smells like the beef youre gana use for tacos but it isnt cooked yet |
| Cousin: | Your face smells like vomit made from eating rotten tomato sauce and raw bacon strips drenched in cottage cheese made from old milk |
| Kat: | Your face smells like when you pick a wedgie but then realize you have no underwear on |
(via ache)
ASK approves this tattoo!
10 things that make Kat a lonely nerdy Asian
10. Eating white rice every night
9. Advanced math
8. Tempura cravings
7. Good at nails, manicures, etc
6. Long, long hours of Final Fantasy
5. Video game blog reader
4. Noodle dreams
3. Enjoys Japanese techno music
2. Small Asian feet (size 6 womens)
1. Lady Gaga
aww charlie didnt mean to
